On Hugging gift from Peter Jantz

Notice: The Surgeon General has determined that hugging
is good for your health.
Hugging is practically perfect: No movable parts, no batteries to wear out,
No periodic check-ups, low energy consumption, high energy yield, inflation proof,non fattening, no monthly payments, no insurance
requirements, theft-proof, no taxable, non-polluting, and of course fully
returnable.
Hugging is all natural: Organic, naturally sweet, no pesticides no
preservatives, no artificial ingredients, 100% wholesome.
The best people, places and times to hug: Anyone, anywhere and anytime.